#OpisiNotes no.2

*Buys Jollibee Choco Mallow Pie and brings to my desk*

Nung pa-kagat na ko...
Officemate 1: Uy Ben! Pakilala ko sayo si Officemate 2

*Bumulwak yung chocolate sa bibig ko pagka-kagat ko sa Choco Mallow Pie*
Ako: Oh shit. Hi! *Sabay lapag ng Choco Mallow Pie sa desk*

#OpisiNOtes no.1

Assets Department: Sir, Here's your laptop. Kindly sign these papers here.
Me: Okay.
AD: Ay, wait. I'll just get your phone.
Me: *Uy. May pa-phone! NICE*
AD: *Hands landline phone*
Me: Okaaayyy...